Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Sideways-Effects

Blog-post # 293:
(293 = a prime. Sublime.)

Meridians Themselves In Each

Randomness Itself Torn

Never Theorized By Tilting

Hemispheres Without Semicircles

Mandalas Bigotedly Before

(I do like these, I do likely suppose.)

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Not much anagrammatization today.
Two or three short ones.


Surreal is
=
liar's ruse.

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Our rusted din
=
surrounded it.

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Dumb Me
=
Bummed...

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A new expression to use when people are being overly general in what they are saying:

"Well, that's as specific as the Pacific!"

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Oh, the popularity and quality of the written-word is definitely in decline...

... But I wouldn't 'read'
too much into that!..

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It's not an apple per day anymore..
No.. Instead, now it's..

Not having money to pay...
keeps the doctor away!..

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You hear about the guy hit and killed by an errant ball at a baseball game?

The police say he died from (a) 'foul play'!..


(Meanwhile,.. some other guy was
killed by roughhousing chickens...)

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That last one reminds me:

Blood-soaked killers are...

'crimson criminals'..

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Three comedians walk into the bar of a
comedy club, one comedian carrying a book of puns, one carrying a book of satire, and the last carrying a book of comic-strips.
... I don't know what it is, but...

there's a joke in there somewhere..

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(So sorry, but I know I have heard all of the above jokes before somewhere;
which only proves, the dumber something is, the easier it is to remember.)

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Leroy

1 comment:

kikinotdee said...

Never Theorized By Tilting I like this one.

I found this for you.
Mr owl ate my metal worm