Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The Oscillatorium

[There is no particular reason
I have called my post this.
The Oscillatorium just seems
like it would be an interesting
place to hang out at..

Blog-post # 434:
(434 = 2*31*7.
'434' is a palindromic
number. And so, in-honor,
there are a number of
palindrome-related items
below. But... I would have
posted them today anyway.)

Today only 4, no more.


As A Multiplication
Thus As Division

Under-lapping Within

Inflections Of


Oval shapes stir;...
As this overlaps.


Mazes plus zero
add to sums.
As most dreams
do puzzle us.


Of multiplications
thus as these;...
That too is in each
sum plus itself.


In void is:...

[^I post this already?]

Preposterousness adds.
Trends superposed as so.


Things are
(or positions are)
outside the trend.
Inertia did progress
there unto (as into)


The scribble was
made to be so ugly.
This globular web
yet becomes sad.


In you,
inflections are in
All lines of
encounter infinity.


Every imagination
yet was.
It is any anew
via geometry.


Crescents and cosines
turn, or they are
of waves.
As the roundness
yet was forever
as concentric.


An eye's creations:
Any see its cornea.


This geometry is of truth;
As all is of entirety.
Our eyesight's reality
forms itself into that.


A pandemic seed:
Peace is damned.


'Signal: Clang is.'


A palindrome with an odd
number of letters is...

never even..

[^I post this already?]

Speaking of palindromes
involving the number nine,..

That tragic day, I only recently
realized, is a palindrome AND is
the same written upside-down
as upside-up when it is written
in Roman-numerals.


And almost a palindrome is:

'Nine-(v)Ele[v]en in.'

(^America's Palin-Drones
surely approve of all
this palindromism and
proximate palindromism.)

Speaking of the Palin-Drones:

Some Americans fear that if
any of their ilk get too
much political power here,
they would rule quite..


(But maybe they would be
more so Puri-whites than
Puri-tans, mebetchas..)

[Aside: ^"Mebetchas",
actually, is a gosh darn
appropriate neologism
to be used here.]

Bosses desire to enforce
the workplace's..

'hire-(and fire)-archy'..


The under-class
must stay under-glass.

(Our betters like to view us
to see all we're feeling,
as they keep us each beneath
that imposing glass-ceiling..)

[Hey, it's museum-quality
economic injustice!]

*(In other words:
The peasants are as pheasants
.. under-glass.)

The trends tend to end.

But when do those 'trends'
tend so to 'end'?
At the end of each 'trend'!

(Upon the last 3 letters,
in fact.)


Why were those
trivia publications
so tasty to eat?

Because they were such good..



Why is it so that
time is.. clock-wise?

Because it will not be
fooled by any clocks.
No, never so fooled..
for.. a wile..


Loxodromes are a type of..



The term "spin-cycle" of a
washing-machine seems like
a redundancy (which would
have actually been quite
appropriate here, I guess).

But maybe it literally means
that it cyclically spins once,
yet then again,.. then again,
.. then again,.. then again..
-- with only one turn each
spin, but done repeatedly??..


It angers me whenever anyone
of the older generation
dismisses all the credibility
of any member of the younger
generation only because that
younger person does not know
how to read and/or write
in cursive.
(And especially so, since
schools these days don't
have the time to waste to
teach something absolutely
useless like cursive when so
much class-time must be used
instead having the kids take
all those tests,.. the very
tests often demanded by the
older generation itself.)

AND,.. in a few ways, cursive
is quite like that newfangled
texting-abbreviation lingo
used by the kids these days.

Both are annoying and hard
for some people to read,
of course for one thing.
And both are quite
ugly-looking, I must say.

But, both too had been
created in the first-place
as a form of short-hand
meant to shorten the time
to write whatever.


So, I had a great idea
for a piece of "art":

Have some examples of
texting-abbreviation lingo
("LOL", "YOLO", etc etc),
but all written.. in..

Ohhh,.. the irony!..
(Ohhh,.. the anachronism!..)

[And it would be especially
ironic if the scrawl is
written as badly as is a
doctor's hand-written
prescription, even.]
Another meme for you:

To all those out there in
the REAL reality beyond:

Hey, this simulation of
reality I live here within
is meant as a WARNING,
NOT as a handbook!


It is ironic that
"moratoriums" on things
definitely do not call for
.. MORE of those things!


What is even worse than being
hit with golfball-sized hail?

Being hit with..
goofball-sized hail.

Because those hail-stones
are each the size of some
CrAzY GuY!...

[Warning, warning:
Political implications.]

'Tarnation' used to be a
euphemism for 'Damnation'.
But the situation has
since reversed, and now...
'Damnation' has become the
euphemism for 'Canada'..

The most offensive
items for last:
[Warning; warning;
Rest of this post may offend.
Warning; warning; childish humor
regarding adultish matter-isms.]

didn't scientists have
a probe study Uranus?!...

[I promised myself I would
never post a "Uranus" joke
in this blog.
But, anyway, I still..
delved into it..
Oh,.. into the depths..
both of humor and of
unoriginality, sadly.]
(And did I already post
this one Uranus joke?)

Masturbation is, I guess,
a form of 'intracourse',

.. as some people
very well know..

But a guy copulating instead
with a woman for-real is he
having sex... in-person..

Very much so much more serious:

[Warning, warning:
Potential offensiveness.
Warning, warning:
Adult themes; politics;
and, even worse,.. a pun..]

Whenever I hear of children
and others who were forced to
be prostitutes finally being
"rescued", I think that, yes,
that is indeed all well and
good that they were rescued.

But I then wonder if these
specific "rescue"-operations
were like so many others in
our nation's history,
and these prostitutes were
in these particular raids
actually ARRESTED
(you know, for, at least
in-part, the crime of
being raped/enslaved).

"Yes, that'll save 'em!"..

And the mentally-ill in our
society are also sometimes
"rescued" in this enlightened
way, ending up in jail when
they should be in a caring
medical facility instead.

(But there is FAR more money
available for jailing people
than for helping them. So,..)

So, the many victims of pimps
or of the victims' own
mental-illnesses are often
even further victimized by
the authorities just because,
in-essence, these victims are

On a lighter note, though:..
Since sometimes being rescued
is in-fact being arrested,..
these particular re-victimized
victims have therefore been..

[impending portmanteau..]

'arrescued',.. then.



Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Occipital-Lobes So Oscilliptical

["Oscilliptical"^ is quite the
interesting portmanteau-esque
neologism, indeed.]

Blog-post # 433:
(433 = a prime, alas.)

Ten new art-inanimations:
(The original pen-drawings
are not that great.
But they are always infinitely
better than are the "scans",
no matter how I scan them.
I may have to soon stop
posting images, or even soon
stop posting to my blog at all,
given how disappointed I am
regarding all this.
It is not worth the effort.
Again, go back and look at
my computer art, posted at any
time before Oct 2013, for a


Or As Is So An Oscillipse

Infinity Divides Into Zero
As If One Is Divided By One

If Otherwise Any
Circles Had Ever Been

The Fluctuations Of
All Unknowabilities

Such Symmytrigonometry

Depictions Of The Four
Enumerations Of Three

Strictly Ambivalent
Yet Starkly Blurry

Multiple Modulations Modify
This One Unmodifiability

Into Introvergence

Neologisms in today's titles:

"Oscillipsoid" and "Oscillipse"
are portmanteaus, of course.
(An ellipsoid/ellipse of

I discussed "Symmytrigonometry"
already in my last post.

"Introvergence": The
convergence inwardly into
one's own introversion.

(21 -- Three-times-seven.)

A surrealism was
only chaotic.
Any also is
somewhat circular.


In the oddly
insane formations,...
Any thin dimensions
are to fold.


A sine rotates,
Or the lasting cosine
finally collapses.
Those elliptical
oscillations are
of any strangeness.


Oscillations bend...
yet are clockwise.
Knots were also to
be cyclical inside.


To so sum an
uncycled similarity.


An ellipse:
All pi seen.


All pi is yet
all the cosines...
As elliptically
so in these.


Cones' eclipses:
Science's slope.


These glass lenses have
seen or folded light,
as it does seem weird.
All edges of edgelessness
are themselves to die
in their shadows.


We add/multiply there,
as in oscilloscopes.
Those calculations
were simply lopsided.


Cosmic points
are spheres.
As microscopes
spin there.


Any distinction
else was stark.
It, as a need, is
as strictly known.


A randomness:
As non-dreams.


All ugly randomness:
Mess only glandular.

[^Did I already
post this anagram?]

Our angry sins:
'Yes' and 'no'.
As roundness'
Yin or Yang.


The ire;..
I there/
It here.*


Infinity was that...
fantasy within it.


That divisor was
as infinitely large.
Any integer is of all
it draws via this.


Rainbows are so
optically curved.
As very bold color
was in a picture.


A zero's spiral:
As polarizers.


As Polaris:
A spiral so.

*[Question: What is the name for
the type of 'anagram' -- such
as "It here"="I there" and
"Ask not"="As knot" -- where
the letters' positions are
unchanged, but the spaces and/or
punctuation are different?]

'No, it is opposition.'

'Sadism's id as.'

'Rag? Use sugar.'

[^I cannot believe that the first
palindrome had not occurred to me
until recently. It, and maybe
the second palindrome too, MUST
be quite well-known already.
But I will not check so online.]

Historians still to this day
debate the cause of William
Shakespeare's death.

Was it...

TB or not TB?
That is the question...

[^Did I post this joke already?
I must have heard it already.]

Which type of bridge,
when crossing it, can make
someone the most dizzy?

A.. 'sus-SPIN-sion'-bridge,
of course!..


What kind of paper is
more substantive than
even lined-paper is?



A nation's isolationism,
if it leads to a loss of
international awareness,
occurs when that nation's
people collectively have a..



[Yes, the truth can hurt.
But the lies hurt more.]

(In other words,..)

Truth may rear so its ugly head;
But lies had so their ugly rear.


It is ironic that we often give
people a 'heads-up' to try to
KEEP those people from keeping
their 'heads up'.. their asses..


Yes, it takes all kinds...

to be (unkindly) taken..


Regarding world-events or
any other such nastiness,
a suggested meme:

'The dominoes are falling,..
.. and they can't get up.'..

Speaking of current world-events
[Warning; warning:
Next items regard
current world-events.]

[Well, this first is not so
current; but it is currently
relevant, nonetheless.]

GW Bush's Freudian malapropisms,
as he called to invade Iraq:

"Yes, we need to get that..
Oil..-Qaeda in Iraq."

"This mission is a..


"Data-breach": n. When bad people
get the private personal information
of good people, information which
was stored within some 3rd-party
company's computer-system;... but
that company did not this-time SELL
those bad people that information.

Hmm.. Maybe there are companies
which intentionally RENT out their
customers' private information to
bad people?
Maybe, even better, rent-to-own
would work here too?
"Try-it(people's private


Becoming Middle-Aged:

As we get so much older,
we become more jaded and
disillusioned, and we become
more and more cynical, irate,
and negative about other
people's intentions, and so
often become more unfriendly
(but justifiably so, as we
each certainly do know)
... as we realize just how
much so almost every (other!)
person has, in-fact, always
been quite the real asshole.

In other words,..
We become adolescents..



Saturday, June 7, 2014


[The reasons for this
title are.. vague..]

Blog-post # 432:
(432 = 2*2*3*3*3*2*2
= 2^4*3^3
= 3^3*4^2.
Thus, 2's, 3's, and 4's.)

Ten new inanimations:


I Focus This;
It Is Of Such

Thus Even The Largest Finite
Integer May Be A Non-Integer

It Then Divides Into 1,
Divides Into 1,
Divides Into 1,
... Ad-Infinitum

Therein Any Unidirectional
Symmetries.. Neither
Plural Nor Alone

The Viscosity Of This
Particular Trigonometry

The Fluidity Of This
Particulate Triangularity

Interchanged Are
Transpositions With
Their Converses,
Or Vice-Versa

As (Counter)Clockwise And
As (Counter)Intuitively

Aligned Alongside This
Most Asymmetrical Of Points

(Top image's name
is a neologism.
Second image's name
is an anagram.)

Some typewriter-art.
(It has been quite a
long time since I
last posted any.)
And this piece of
typewriter-art even
has a name!..

Else Likewise/
Also Otherwise

other likewiseother like
like otherwiselike other
other likewiseother like
like otherwiselike other

(14 = 2*7.)

Any parallelism is
its own math.
Yet any cosines
are created.
An asymmetrically
aperiodic oneness
was entirely as that.


The continuum is to
surreally be twisted,
as this.
Blurriness does yet
sum it until it was
that echo.


Origami vanishes;
Yet then it so ends
As anything is
to sever inside
the theorem.


Origami then becomes
its creased knots.
These are to so bend
in some magic-tricks.


As the refractions,
angles, or cosines.
Those are of an
incorrect glassiness.


Vague surrealism was
almost beyond this.
As it does somewhat
sum via blurry angles.


This angle was
entirely seen,
as was this.
Then there,
anew; always is
it glassiness.


This cosine
has nil angles.
is as helical.


As inside one
inflecting locus:
It so is of all
unending science.


These guesses
have yet become
more formed than
Maybe the vagueness'
creation is ever of
math-theorems' end.


That dream
desired a sin.
Its damn deaths
are dire.


Our anger's
has rotted.
The sad terror is
not advantageous.


A noted vista.


And the hemispheres
are to spin...
Perhaps inside
more than these.


Anagrams are 'origrami'.

[Since the 'ori' in 'origami'
comes from the Japanese for
And anagrams are essentially..


'Is it sight?
A math-gist is I.'


Editing something on-the-fly/
impromptu is an example of..


(But only if done correctly.)

Why have there been
such a profound number
of prefixes?

Because they are...

.. never-ending..



Send feedback to company's
suggestion-box giving the
company some much deserved
They then tell YOU to ALSO
stick it where you should..
You then write another
feedback-note in-response,
telling them where they
REALLY can go stick it..
4) They repeat step # 2, but
increase their insult-level
even further.

[^This MUST have occurred in
a Dilbert cartoon already.]

(Anyway, this is an example
of a positive feedback-loop
involving negative feedback.
{As happens sometimes.})


Take the half-cooked food-
item from the oven, and taste
it to adjust the temperature.
Place it back in the oven for
a while. Then remove again
before item is completely
cooked, and taste it again
to adjust the temperature
and cooking-time.
Repeat as necessary.

This^ is a...

of course!...


It is ironic that
'unleavened' bread
is (1) level, and
that the baker did
(2) leave-out
the yeast in
its making.


Doing something nice for your
spouse or lover is also doing
it on the 'behalf' of that
same relationship which you..
'be half' of..

[The following are not so much
funny than they are simply

Any balance occurring
the shapes of sines,
cosines, or tangents:



Its eternal echoes
form the sound's..


[A much less funny

Consider the common type
of pairings this universe
gives us to choose from:
God v Devil.
Women v men.
Democrats v Republicans
(in US).
Mundane reality v Hell.

Many types of such pairings
seem to be a choice between
the absolutely awful,.. and
the FAR worse even still.

So then, what are these
pairings examples of?..



Given the names for US coins
"cents" and "quarters",
it might have been more
consistent if nickels instead
had been called "1/20ths" and
dimes instead had been called
"decis", maybe.
(Although dollars at least
are indeed often referred to
as "ones".)

And maybe "cent" should
always be used* instead of
"penny", because the latter
word seems to imply it has
something to do with 5 or
1/5th. ["Penta-"..]
(A fifth of a nickel,
it indeed is, though!)

*(Until, soon, after
pennies/cents are not
in-use anymore.)

Or maybe we can go in the
opposite direction with
this, and rename nickels..

[Update: The word "dime" does
indeed derive from a term for
1/10, I read.]

'A Very-Edible Desiccant'.


Being 'used' is bad, indeed.
But it is still better than
being abused, misused, or
disused, or than being..
completely unused.. because
you have been.. refused..
for being.. useless.


Idea for something to be said
in one of those stupid comedy
movies which are made mostly
for young adults:

Two guys talking.
Then one says to the other:
"I think your mom's hot, man..
Uh,.. I've never seen her
before, though. But I KNOW she
must be hot..
By the way, I am totally
straight and stuff. Hey, I'd
sure like to get YOUR mom,
for one thing."..

(ie. An awkward situation..)


Speaking of stupidity:

Updates regarding last post's
item on what stupid people

"You say your shirt is full
of holes? Why don't you then
just wear it inside-out,
you moron!?"

To clarify (so I myself
don't look more dumb),
your shirt in this case
consists of only one layer
of cloth throughout it.


"Hey, you can't take a ride
in a time-machine, idiot,
'cause those haven't even
been invented yet!"

To clarify, the quote should
have said that you can't take
a ride arbitrarily far back
into the past on that
It is possible there will
be invented someday
time-machines which travel
quickly through time, but
can only do so forward into
the future.
And it is possible there
will someday be the invention
of time-machines which can
travel into the past, but
only will be able to do so
by a relatively short amount
of time at the most.
(It may be possible in that
case to make many jumps to
get arbitrarily far back
into the past.
But maybe not, depending.)
Or maybe there will be
time-machines invented that
can go anywhere at all in
time, but only can do this
at most once.
(So such a time-machine
could come back to your
position in the present,
but it then could not take
you anywhere. But maybe you
could then build another
like it in that case, seeing
how it works, and then ride
in that new one?)

(.. As final as is the greatest
of strictly finite integers.)

An excerpt from that
which you do not see:
(As this was our only purpose:
.. To solely be so wrong.**)

Geometry was likewise formed
from those moons behind suns
and from these stars before
(and obscuring) moons.

[We had seen our Earth,
yes. However, it yet was
weirdly wound within all
and was strangely strung
into all intermediacies.
{Quite, and it was
thusly so done
as is a knot...
And otherwise it was
to be so, as are such
plural nothingnesses;
.. as each of such is
so plussed and summed
(if never added).}]

**[{(They always say, "Such
allegations {of whatever}
are quite shocking if true."
But maybe we should all be
more concerned about any
truths... such as those
where it would have been
quite shocking.. if they
otherwise could even be..