Friday, July 6, 2012

Claustrophobic Philosophers... Versus Vice

(.. and vice-versa..)

Blog-post # 311:
(311 = prime.
But I am unprimed for a prime.
No prime-time, primarily.)

(6 images of artsiness.)

Before Every Infinity

Then Of Vague Arithmetics

Refractive Claustrophobia

Anything Never Something

Being Of Being Then Becoming

Transtheoretical

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Six anagrams. A hexagram?


My insanely specious
creeds enrage us so.
=
As money, pseudosciences
are lying ruses.

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She is the one virgin.
=
He gives in to her sin.

---

Devils shit on our
hope's spheres.
=
Oh, philosophers
severed its sun.

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Its claustrophobia,
=
it is but a poor clash.

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We got indented,
=
wedged into net.

---

Our last eventual reality
itself slips.
=
So, all is irrelevantly
upset at us, I felt.


(I like the first top two of these
and the bottom one by far the best.)
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Robots who have never had
sexual-intercourse* are only...

'technically virgins'..


*("Sexual-interface"?
Or would that be robot
oral-sex instead?)

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And if your DNA has made you so ugly
that you have never gotten a date,
you unfortunately might have..

'vir-genes'.

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Why is everyone so furious?

Because anger is.. all the rage!..

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Socialism is..

'common-cents'..


(Okay, now THAT is an unoriginal
joke. And I fear it might get me
on some government list.
Sing it:
"I'll be on the list..
as a likely terrorist!")

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Here is a fun gag to play
upon your neighbors..

Put up this sign on a pole:

-

LOST: MALE GRIZZLY BEAR.

Answers to the name "Pounce".
(Full name: 'Pounce de Leon'.)

Un-neutered.

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So, do stand-up comedians
perform at 'gag-gigs', then?

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Leroy

1 comment:

kikinotdee said...

May I pinch one of your pictures Anything Never Something I like it a lot, It would look good on my laptop :)