Monday, June 11, 2012

Lopsideways, The Classless-Clown

Blog-post # 303:
(303 = 3*101.)
 
Quantum-Maniacal


Megalo-Mechanical


Biological Illogicality


Syndronic


Nearly Outlasted By Time


Godlike Semi-Fluorescence


Statistically Its Synonyms


Notice the juxtaposition between the names of the top two images.

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Two anagrams:


All is lopsided.
=
I spilled loads.

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Hell's thirst, it
really abuses us.
=
Surely, this habit
rusts all else.

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Crappy palindrome:

Forever a lopsided
is polar ever of.

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I have so little balance
in my life,.. that
even my stress-level..
is not in any way level..


(I like this joke a lot, I must say. It EVEN might make a good joke for a sit-com!
Yes, even for a sit-com!..)

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Well-educated people
who are wrong despite,
are..
'error-dite'..

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Most guys' looks would
probably be 'FLATTERed'..
by a reduction in the
size of their man-boobs.

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[I just bought some pants.
They fit my active-lifestyle..
(Ha!),
but not me..]

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You say you are standing,..
but I know you are LYING..

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I used to really enjoy math.
But I am now finally over my..
addition-addiction.

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[Warning! Controversy!]

Religion must stop being used to support such anti-homosexual bigotry.
What all religions need is a new doctrine:

The Separation Between Church and Straight(ness)!

Hmm.. Hate-crimes against gays are often..
'straight-sponsored terrorism'..
(Committed by those
'hate-rosexuals'*)

(*This particular pun I posted years ago,
I think.)

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PS: It looks like absolutely NO ONE has been reading my blog lately at all.
(Judging by the stats, I myself am the ONLY person who visits my blog lately.)
So, if you happen to read this note, please go back and read some of the (at least recent) posts I made and you missed -- because you did indeed miss some of them, if not many many of them.

(As the bosom once said to the bra,..
"Thank you for your support.")

Leroy

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