Monday, May 27, 2013

Spectrostereoscopic Schematics Of Such Shadow-Boxes

Blog-post # 381:
(381 = 3*127.)


Nine new inanimations of art:

Polyhedra Parallel To
Many Massless Points


Likewise Are The Non-Lines Of
Any Nonlinear Collinearity


Spectroschematicality


Maso-cosm --
Of Any Macroscopically
Cosmic Masochism


Else Of Methodically
Random Etceterations


The Imbalance Of Coincidences
Versus All Concepts Of Coincidence


Mostly Made Of Many-less
If Magic-less Agnosticisms


Outlines Of Outlying Vertices


Theoretically Sans Any
Synthesis Of Any Analyses


(These titles are out-of-control..
Sorry.)

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Anagrams:
(Six -- Quite a mix.)


Stereoscopic air overlaps
in any true shadow-boxes.
=
Very paradoxical rainbows
soon see those pictures.

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Nothingness is as it:
Very minimal.
=
... Thinning so via
nil's asymmetries.

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A murder sins:
=
Ruins dreams.

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Our dreams:
=
A murder so.

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Our dream's mess:
=
As some murders.

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Lines once knew so to have
denied quasi-entirety.
=
A woven sequence yet does
knot inside the nil air.

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What do scientists view
a microcosm with?

Their..
'cosmicroscopes'..

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Cheap and poorly-made items
are manufactured in...

'unsatis-factories'..

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Why is the Heimlich-maneuver
needed when you have a
cough-drop stuck in your
throat?

To dis-lozenge it..

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I'm SO stupid...
I'm actually less smart than
all other people COMBINED!..

(Yes, I have an IQ-score
under 700 billion,
I hate to admit.)

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The bouncer, being forced by
anti-discrimination laws to
let some ugly people into
the night-club, says to them,
.. "I hate to admit..
that you I have to admit."

(Yes, he hates to admit
both it and them.)

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You know why the dance-club
went silent?

Because the discotheque..
did disconnect...

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Are electronic dance-music
fans/musicians...

''Thequies'?

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You must play 'brawn-poker'
when negotiating with
a 'pawn broker'..

(When you are trying to pawn
such items as.. spoons, say..)

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It is 'ambivalent' whether
it is spelled 'ambulance'
or 'ecnalubma'.

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7 billion people on
Earth now.

But officially there are
far fewer, because...

only the..
numerate people count..

[^This joke seems to me
to be unoriginal.]
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A personal computing-device
is an.. 'app-aratus'..

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You could walk up a hill of
any particular slope,...

if you are so-inclined..

(Are slopes in Europe of the
same number of degrees much
steeper than those in the US?
However, that would be good,
because in the US we are..
Fearin'-height..)

(And it would be easier,
I suppose, for the Europeans
to.. 'steep' their tea at
those higher temperatures
they have.)
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You could also walk hundreds
and hundreds of miles..

But I myself wouldn't
go.. 'along' with that.

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A historic retelling of old
news-stories would be

the.. 'knews'..

(We once knew the news.
But now the news is a ruse.
The 'rews'?..)

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(Seriously..)

Astrology versus psychology:

This controversy is reminiscent
of many philosophical conflicts
between any two different (even
if not TOO different) religions.

BOTH sides are full of BS, I say.
(And full of gnome-shit too..)

A pox on BOTH your (mad-)houses!
(Whether the moon is {or whether
the lunatics are} in them or not.)

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A likely unoriginal idea for
what a pretentious restaurant
might want to do:

Have black-salt and white-pepper
in the shakers at their tables.

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A general
'Rule Of Dumb'
to live by:

Know that you are likely
surely wrong.. about everything
you have ever assumed.

(For example, things are {almost}
always either much more complex
or much simpler than you have
been believing.
That is... Hokum's Razor,..
or is not.)

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[Warning:
Politics.]

I was thinking after seeing the
headline that a teenager will
be 'charged as an adult' for
building a pipe-bomb, maybe
sometimes when a White and/or
Christian is charged with such
a crime, they might now days
officially be..

'charged as a Muslim'...

(Har har..)

(Of course, why bother with any
of that legal namby-pamby
constitutional nonsense, like
even charging the alleged
terrorist-wannabes, in the
first place?
They are ALL guilty, of course,
because they were ACCUSED...
ACCUSED of the most horrible of
crimes of all, I say! The most
horribly "worst of the worst"
crime of being... ACCUSED!
{Gasp!}
Banish-shed them!
BANISH-SHED them!.. {to gitmo})

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(Sign of the times..)

Cheap digital-watches are,
of course, ONLY worn on..

'terror-wrists'!...

(This is so whenever the wearer
is an Arab/Muslim, obviously{!},
but not so when the wearer just
happens to be a White/
Christian American guard at
any US-run anti-constitutional
"War On Terror" prison, a prison
holding {sans habeas corpus} and
often torturing those..
"Wrist Of The Wrist" Arab/Muslim
evil digital-watch-wearers!..)

(Wrists of the wrists.. to bind
them with to the ceiling for
weeks at a time, if necessary.

But you gotta fight terror
.. in this.. 'War On..
{any digital-watch} Wearer'.)

(But, hey, style-violations
MUST be severely punished..)

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Leroy

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I used to have one of those Casios in jr high... i think it even had the little calculator on it, with the tiny buttons.

Anonymous said...

Your jokes are right on, and "Likewise Are The Non-Lines Of Any Nonlinear Collinearity " looks like a strong breath would make it disappear.

Well done.