The pictures are newer, but all text below in this post was conceived between July 2003 and August 2003.
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There are soap-bubbles filled with air floating in air, and there are bubbles filled with air floating in water. Are there bubbles of water floating in water?
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A mathematician's grandfather is his/her "hyper-father" or
is his/her "father of order 2".
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Why was the perfume vending-machine not working?
It was out of odor...
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The priesthood: The confession profession.
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If the polls falsely show that Americans prefer to live in a dictatorship, then we live in a...
poll-lies state.
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Depressing palindrome: Decaf I faced.
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Blurry wounds of Christ:
Astigmata
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We are deceived via the lies
of the media's eyes.
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[Remember, this joke is from 2003.]
The Supreme Court has reaffirmed the right of Americans to be hedonistic, lustful, and promiscuous.
The vote was 5-4. Sandra Day O'Connor was the swinger-vote...
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[Dirty joke alert! Dirty joke alert!]
What is worse than a used condom?
An UNUSED condom!...
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[Another dirty joke alert!]
Why was the man "red-in-the-cheeks" when his pants fell down in public?
Answer: He was em-bare-assed!...
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Perhaps human beings should do as dogs and urinate on fire-hydrants.
Perhaps we don't know how grand it is!
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A gathering of religious people is...
a convention of conviction.
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A "difficult" actor is a .... cele-brat-y.
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There is exactly one reason for every problem I suffer...
Everybody.
:)
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Lingerie name: (Did I hear of this before?)
"Under Dare".
Ad: "What kind of underwear do you wear?"
"Under Dare."
"Under where?"
"Under Dare underwear."
"Huh?"
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10 Commandments misremembered:
"Thou shalt not covet another man's gods other than Me!"
"Thou shall honor thy father and mother's adultery!"
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A comedian-politician would give a "sound-bit" to the media.
(A sound-bit is 1/8 as long as a sound-byte...)
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As a bug in a urinal...
We are inevitably doomed!...
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Are the dreams avoidable?
Must I always be violated by their beauty?
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Bush is the hush-hush lush over whom we gush.
[Remember again, this was in 2003.]
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Ice-cream flavor: Double butter: peanut butter and butterscotch.
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[Dirty joke alert! Dirty joke alert!]
What did the man say when he was arrested for having an erection in public?
"Oh, now that's SWELL!"...
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Joke: What did the villagers say when they saw the new-born Jesus being carried on a donkey?
"Hey, look at the babe on that ass!"...
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Thanks,
Leroy Quet
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