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(Blogging is like being naked in public.)
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All stuff in this blog-post below was written between late November 2007 and mid September 2008.
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Why is there such a thing as hot spicy peanuts,...
but not hot spicy peanut butter?
(To be honest, the idea of hot spicy peanut butter makes me nauseous. But I like hot spicy peanuts a lot.)
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Why do we put butter on baked potatoes,...
but there is no such thing as butter-flavored potato chips?
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Do dogs and cats have "people peeves"??
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Did you hear about how my pancreas was telling my lungs something funny about my liver??
I didn't get it because it was an inside joke....
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Hook for a blues song:
Yes, I wish I lived in better times.
I'm going to change all my pennies into dimes.
I'm going to change all my pennies into dimes.
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Tongue twister:
The tadpole in the toad pool is a tad pale.
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Close your eyes and see...
Hypnotic hippies and gargling gargoyles.
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Putdown:
You're such a fool, you don't even know how to drool.
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Something can be temporarily temporary (temporary now, but later it will be permanent), permanently permanent ( a redundancy), or permanently temporary (always intermittent). But I don't think anything can be temporarily permanent. (I guess I should be grateful for that.)
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Break-up song:
I'm better than you.
I'm better than you.
Well, I'll tell you a thing or two.
But what you tell me is never true.
I've been faithful, don't you see.
But you've been cheatin' on me.
I'm better than you.
I'm better than you.
You laugh at me and put me down.
But I'm here to turn it around.
You didn't take anything seriously.
So, I say, good riddance, now I'm free.
I'm better than you.
I'm better than you.
You were in it just for fun.
Now I'm a better person because we're done.
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Even when it is raining, I avoid the sprinklers.
(And WHY are everyone's sprinklers always going during a rain storm, anyway?)
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Anagram:
IRAQ-GAME'S ENNUI
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INSANE QUAGMIRE
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You notice how bite-sized candy bars are labeled as "fun size"?
Why would LESS candy be fun??
What would be fun is MORE candy!
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Thanks,
Leroy Quet
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