Crunchy

Blog post # 17:

The soul doesn't squish when you step upon it, as I used to believe.
Instead it crunches.

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Number poem:

1-2-3-4
1-2-3-5
1-2-5-7
1-3-5-9
2pi
9-5-3-1
7-5-2-1
5-3-2-1
4-3-2-1
1



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Speaking of pi:
In a way, the light-blue circle in the image below is the "center" of the larger circle. Or is it also a circumference? Or is it also the radius? Is it a palindrome? Has it been scrawled by a compass of a thousand tangents?



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Pistachios = booger nuts.
(Hey, that's what they look like!)

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I was thinking of exactly zero 0's.

(That's why you can't trust my thoughts.)

Is the concept of implication then implied, however?

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Okay, I don't watch TV anymore, but I guess that this is definitely already an old idea.

Suggested name for a show about finding love:

"Single File".

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Ah, Fall: When the hourglass' sands descending are the yellowed leaves.
Winter: When these sands are icy snowflakes.
Spring: When the pastel droplets of rain are those grains of sand.
Summer: When the clear night sky contains the stars that are those sands again.

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Gaze upon the glass from which sand is spun.

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I speak, as before,
in zero-person singular.

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If one can "sign off on" something,
can one also "sign on off" something?

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Why do parents use their kid's full name when the kid is in trouble, and also the media uses an alleged mass-murderer's full name in reports about that alleged murderer?

"Earl Wayne Harshel was arrested today for the murder of 10 college-aged women."
But when Earl was a tike, "Earl Wayne Harshel! You are in so much trouble. Say sorry to your sister!"

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Dumb joke: One cowboy is counting his cattle: "1 and a half, 2 and a 1/3, 3 and 3/4....". The other cowboy goes, "Hey Jake, why you usin' fractions to count ya head?"
Jake goes, "I can always round em up later."

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If you believe in the possibility of there being a "just war", then you get...
JUST WAR!

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Everthing (sic) = all that lasts forever.



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Pro-environmental slogan:

Protect America's NATURAL security!

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I dream of strange toilets and familiar strip-malls.

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Seen again in such sleep: A yellowish purple.

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Placebo drugs are ... pharma-pseudo-cals.

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Those who would rip up the Constitution to "fight terror" are...
tear-ists.

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Easy puzzle: What seven-letter palindrome represents stupid wet dirt?
(If you can't get this, then you are it!...)

Answer in the comments to this post.

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Thanks,
Leroy Quet