Blog-post # 381:
(381 = 3*127.)
Nine new inanimations of art:
Polyhedra Parallel To
Many Massless Points
Likewise Are The Non-Lines Of
Any Nonlinear Collinearity
Spectroschematicality
Maso-cosm --
Of Any Macroscopically
Cosmic Masochism
Else Of Methodically
Random Etceterations
The Imbalance Of Coincidences
Versus All Concepts Of Coincidence
Mostly Made Of Many-less
If Magic-less Agnosticisms
Outlines Of Outlying Vertices
Theoretically Sans Any
Synthesis Of Any Analyses
(These titles are out-of-control..
Sorry.)
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Anagrams:
(Six -- Quite a mix.)
Stereoscopic air overlaps
in any true shadow-boxes.
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Very paradoxical rainbows
soon see those pictures.
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Nothingness is as it:
Very minimal.
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... Thinning so via
nil's asymmetries.
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A murder sins:
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Ruins dreams.
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Our dreams:
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A murder so.
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Our dream's mess:
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As some murders.
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Lines once knew so to have
denied quasi-entirety.
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A woven sequence yet does
knot inside the nil air.
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What do scientists view
a microcosm with?
Their..
'cosmicroscopes'..
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Cheap and poorly-made items
are manufactured in...
'unsatis-factories'..
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Why is the Heimlich-maneuver
needed when you have a
cough-drop stuck in your
throat?
To dis-lozenge it..
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I'm SO stupid...
I'm actually less smart than
all other people COMBINED!..
(Yes, I have an IQ-score
under 700 billion,
I hate to admit.)
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The bouncer, being forced by
anti-discrimination laws to
let some ugly people into
the night-club, says to them,
.. "I hate to admit..
that you I have to admit."
(Yes, he hates to admit
both it and them.)
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You know why the dance-club
went silent?
Because the discotheque..
did disconnect...
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Are electronic dance-music
fans/musicians...
''Thequies'?
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You must play 'brawn-poker'
when negotiating with
a 'pawn broker'..
(When you are trying to pawn
such items as.. spoons, say..)
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It is 'ambivalent' whether
it is spelled 'ambulance'
or 'ecnalubma'.
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7 billion people on
Earth now.
But officially there are
far fewer, because...
only the..
numerate people count..
[^This joke seems to me
to be unoriginal.]
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A personal computing-device
is an.. 'app-aratus'..
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You could walk up a hill of
any particular slope,...
if you are so-inclined..
(Are slopes in Europe of the
same number of degrees much
steeper than those in the US?
However, that would be good,
because in the US we are..
Fearin'-height..)
(And it would be easier,
I suppose, for the Europeans
to.. 'steep' their tea at
those higher temperatures
they have.)
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You could also walk hundreds
and hundreds of miles..
But I myself wouldn't
go.. 'along' with that.
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A historic retelling of old
news-stories would be
the.. 'knews'..
(We once knew the news.
But now the news is a ruse.
The 'rews'?..)
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(Seriously..)
Astrology versus psychology:
This controversy is reminiscent
of many philosophical conflicts
between any two different (even
if not TOO different) religions.
BOTH sides are full of BS, I say.
(And full of gnome-shit too..)
A pox on BOTH your (mad-)houses!
(Whether the moon is {or whether
the lunatics are} in them or not.)
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A likely unoriginal idea for
what a pretentious restaurant
might want to do:
Have black-salt and white-pepper
in the shakers at their tables.
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A general
'Rule Of Dumb'
to live by:
Know that you are likely
surely wrong.. about everything
you have ever assumed.
(For example, things are {almost}
always either much more complex
or much simpler than you have
been believing.
That is... Hokum's Razor,..
or is not.)
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[Warning:
Politics.]
I was thinking after seeing the
headline that a teenager will
be 'charged as an adult' for
building a pipe-bomb, maybe
sometimes when a White and/or
Christian is charged with such
a crime, they might now days
officially be..
'charged as a Muslim'...
(Har har..)
(Of course, why bother with any
of that legal namby-pamby
constitutional nonsense, like
even charging the alleged
terrorist-wannabes, in the
first place?
They are ALL guilty, of course,
because they were ACCUSED...
ACCUSED of the most horrible of
crimes of all, I say! The most
horribly "worst of the worst"
crime of being... ACCUSED!
{Gasp!}
Banish-shed them!
BANISH-SHED them!.. {to gitmo})
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(Sign of the times..)
Cheap digital-watches are,
of course, ONLY worn on..
'terror-wrists'!...
(This is so whenever the wearer
is an Arab/Muslim, obviously{!},
but not so when the wearer just
happens to be a White/
Christian American guard at
any US-run anti-constitutional
"War On Terror" prison, a prison
holding {sans habeas corpus} and
often torturing those..
"Wrist Of The Wrist" Arab/Muslim
evil digital-watch-wearers!..)
(Wrists of the wrists.. to bind
them with to the ceiling for
weeks at a time, if necessary.
But you gotta fight terror
.. in this.. 'War On..
{any digital-watch} Wearer'.)
(But, hey, style-violations
MUST be severely punished..)
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Leroy
Monday, May 27, 2013
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2 comments:
I used to have one of those Casios in jr high... i think it even had the little calculator on it, with the tiny buttons.
Your jokes are right on, and "Likewise Are The Non-Lines Of Any Nonlinear Collinearity " looks like a strong breath would make it disappear.
Well done.
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