Blog-post # 311:
(311 = prime.
But I am unprimed for a prime.
No prime-time, primarily.)
(6 images of artsiness.)
Before Every Infinity
Then Of Vague Arithmetics
Refractive Claustrophobia
Anything Never Something
Being Of Being Then Becoming
Transtheoretical
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Six anagrams. A hexagram?
My insanely specious
creeds enrage us so.
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As money, pseudosciences
are lying ruses.
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She is the one virgin.
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He gives in to her sin.
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Devils shit on our
hope's spheres.
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Oh, philosophers
severed its sun.
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Its claustrophobia,
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it is but a poor clash.
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We got indented,
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wedged into net.
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Our last eventual reality
itself slips.
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So, all is irrelevantly
upset at us, I felt.
(I like the first top two of these
and the bottom one by far the best.)
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Robots who have never had
sexual-intercourse* are only...
'technically virgins'..
*("Sexual-interface"?
Or would that be robot
oral-sex instead?)
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And if your DNA has made you so ugly
that you have never gotten a date,
you unfortunately might have..
'vir-genes'.
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Why is everyone so furious?
Because anger is.. all the rage!..
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Socialism is..
'common-cents'..
(Okay, now THAT is an unoriginal
joke. And I fear it might get me
on some government list.
Sing it:
"I'll be on the list..
as a likely terrorist!")
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Here is a fun gag to play
upon your neighbors..
Put up this sign on a pole:
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LOST: MALE GRIZZLY BEAR.
Answers to the name "Pounce".
(Full name: 'Pounce de Leon'.)
Un-neutered.
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So, do stand-up comedians
perform at 'gag-gigs', then?
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Leroy
1 comment:
May I pinch one of your pictures Anything Never Something I like it a lot, It would look good on my laptop :)
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