Blog-post # 293:
(293 = a prime. Sublime.)
Meridians Themselves In Each
Randomness Itself Torn
Never Theorized By Tilting
Hemispheres Without Semicircles
Mandalas Bigotedly Before
(I do like these, I do likely suppose.)
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Not much anagrammatization today.
Two or three short ones.
Surreal is
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liar's ruse.
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Our rusted din
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surrounded it.
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Dumb Me
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Bummed...
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A new expression to use when people are being overly general in what they are saying:
"Well, that's as specific as the Pacific!"
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Oh, the popularity and quality of the written-word is definitely in decline...
... But I wouldn't 'read'
too much into that!..
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It's not an apple per day anymore..
No.. Instead, now it's..
Not having money to pay...
keeps the doctor away!..
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You hear about the guy hit and killed by an errant ball at a baseball game?
The police say he died from (a) 'foul play'!..
(Meanwhile,.. some other guy was
killed by roughhousing chickens...)
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That last one reminds me:
Blood-soaked killers are...
'crimson criminals'..
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Three comedians walk into the bar of a
comedy club, one comedian carrying a book of puns, one carrying a book of satire, and the last carrying a book of comic-strips.
... I don't know what it is, but...
there's a joke in there somewhere..
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(So sorry, but I know I have heard all of the above jokes before somewhere;
which only proves, the dumber something is, the easier it is to remember.)
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Leroy
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
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Never Theorized By Tilting I like this one.
I found this for you.
Mr owl ate my metal worm
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