As Piles Of Holes

Blog post # 255:
(255 = 3*17*5.)

Irrelevantly Traumatic


Pseudo-Counterparadoxical


Antecedents Once Atomic


An Isosceles Undertaking


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Anagrams. Anagrams.


Phase's lies fool,
=
as piles of holes.

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Sewn askew into net,
=
as we entwine knots.

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The lemonade-stand executive asks:
"We earned how many quarters
in the first-quarter?"

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Ironically, when you are "HIGH on drugs", you are therefore "UNDER the influence".
And the more you are "high", even, the more "under" you are therefore.
(Well, I suppose that that influence you're under must itself be really really high, way up there, then.)

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Poor us, we're porous..

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Late-night TV ad:

"Cheese-Away".

"When you must get rid of that pesky cheese. You know that cheese, always intruding in on your favorite foods. Gross!
Do away with it now with Cheese-Away."

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Some people never grow-up.
Eventually they become...
Teen.age-ed.

(Damnit trying to express this "joke" in writing, since it works only really when it is spoken. Screw different pronunciations with the same spelling.)

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You know what kind of cans definitely are lined with BPA?

Republi-CANS...

(They don't need no EPA or FDA keeping THEM safe!)
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Leroy