Monday, February 20, 2012

Inconsequence Coincidentally Consequential

Blog post # 268:
(268 = 2*67*2.)

Misanthropic Misshapenness


Beheld Thus In Misspellings


Pseudo-Geometric Indeed


Amorphously Unabsurd


(I like most of these.)

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Anagrams (3):


A note retraced
=
And/or etcetera

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Water fountains
=
An art is unto few.

---

Anti-geometrical, as so
=
Again coils, rotates me.

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(Not so much more today.)

White Supremacism is a ...
Pseudo-Supremacism.

(Ah, a little alliteration, although
only phonetically so, and also, alas,
it all consists of consistent phoniness
(phonetically), of course --
and thus this is coarsely concerning.)

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(No more today.
So go vote in my poll, which is soon to close.)

Leroy

Friday, February 17, 2012

Looking Not Like It Looks

Blog-Post # 267:
(267 = 3*89.)

Bothersome Magnificences


Analytically Of Etceteras


Overtaking Convergence Overcome


All Anythings Likewise Otherwise


Meta-Astronomical Malfunction


(Actually, the second image today, "Analytically Of Etceteras", is a slightly better image than it looks like it is. This is notable because my images almost always are a little worse, a little at least, than they look like they are.)

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Them anagrams again (three):


All Atomic Astronomy
=
As mortality can loom.

---

Selfishly of our saints
=
If sour flatness is holy.

---

Seeds Of Convolution
=
If loves soon counted.

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This is the Era Of Terror.
It is the Era of Error.

There has been quite a
Deluge Of Delusion.

Oh, all heed this, all you
Cognitive Dissidents.

It is ordained: This Era is of the
New World out-of-Order.

And all such permutations permeate
permanently, perplexingly.

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(And speaking of Sarah Pain...)


"You botcha!" is a botched "You betcha!"...

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PS: I often pluralize words that aren't usually plurals -- as I do sometimes with some words in some of my images' titles -- getting words such as "trigonometries" and "magnificences" and "anythings" and "everythings".
But I don't know how original or commonplace this practice is, especially in poetry.
(I guess there are many varieties of "originalities" and many different kinds of "commonplaces", however -- although these two particular plural words were indeed recognized by my browser's spell-check; so not that original sometimes.)

Leroy

Monday, February 13, 2012

Apropos Apocalypse

Blog post # 266:
(266 = 2*19*7.)

(Four images, forever imagined.)

Invented Within Pronouns


Unnumbered Via Oxymora


Overcome By Finitude


Amusingly Pandemic


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Anagrams (just two):


This one sequence of strangenesses...
=
is as quest for scenes seen then gone.

---

Bible is evil insanity
=
in believability's sin.

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I lack lacquer.
(I at least lack the blacker lacquer.)

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Hog-tied at high-tide by the sci-fi hi-fi?
High-five! Oh, my. Oh, so
do you have an IQ for haiku?
Me too! (But not here, I fear.)

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Dealers often sell their substances in the...

abusement park...

("Some abusement for your amusement??"..)

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The revolution of revelations,
it will be fought by the...

Revelationaries.


(Oh, never mind those hypno-hippies,
though. They aren't making a comeback --
not yet. Still quite quiet and still.)

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Angry people (online especially)
like to spew their...
Bile-Crap.

(Hey. Bulls, like some people I know,
like to spew their utter bullcrap.
Yet cows, however, like to spew their..
udder cowcrap.)

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GW Bush may have indeed said this:
"I'm concerned. I'm concerned about the malappropriation of my malapropopismisms."

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Those of you who know me (and maybe as I do, you know better) know I am very upset about the "choices" we have for US president in the 2012 election.
The general election will essentially be between the candidate who is of purest evil and the candidate who is infinitely worse even still.

Yes, I'm VERY pessimistic about
the US presidential race.
You could say, even,
I'm very much a ... pres-simist...

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Etceteras, and etceteras,
and more etceteras,... etcetera.

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Leroy

Friday, February 10, 2012

Existentially Essential Etceteras

Blog post # 265:
(265 = 5*53.)

Belittled By Essence


Sight Observably Incorrect


Nothingness Needlessly Superficial


Offensively Quiet


Clangorous Predication


(I like these pictures more than those in my last blog-post, I suppose.)

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Breaking word-play!
Just thought up literally seconds ago!...

Supermodels don't just pose.
They superpose, I suppose.

(Sorry to impose that
superimposition upon you.)

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Okay, now today's (one) anagram:


A Hemisphere's Pain
=
I am happiness here.

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There is some confission
among some people about
the difference between
"fusion" and "fission"..

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Is All
re-All
or
f-All-se?

It All
end-ures
(as does its
ending).

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As I so pessimistically posted in
my last blog-post,
I am a ni-Hell-ist.
(Or AM I?? Am I anything at All??)

So, a poll, now.
Please answer,
and do whether you exist or not.

What fraction (most closely approximated here) of what you assume about reality to be true do you believe is actually indeed true?

All of it
1/4
1/16
1/64
1/256
1/1024
1/4096
Less still, but something
Zero

Are you being honest?
Are you being honest about your honesty?
.. or honest about that, even?
.. Etcetera.

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Leroy

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Terrible Parable

Blog post # 264:
(264 = 2*3*2*11*2.)


Scientifically A Parable


Nihilism Therefore Begotten


Consequential Non Sequitur


Stagnation Stymied


(The second image could have otherwise been called "Nihilism Therefore Forgotten"; and still the universe would have approved.)

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One anagram (lonely, so it is):


The Nihilist
=
This Thin Lie

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I am a 'ni-Hell-ist'.

I believe I have been damned to the illusion of all, the damnation I have most feared.
I don't believe I am even a solipsist anymore, since even I may not exist.
And I am now doubting this existence is even just a dream, because dreams imply that they are occurring inside an actual "brain", a brain that exists inside some real reality "beyond" the dream.
I suspect that all existence everywhere is formed of only ignorance and evil.
Nothing else exists, perhaps not even nothingness itself.

This is my damnation.

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If FDR was president today, he would say,
"The only thing we have to fear is TERROR!"

Anyhow, terror(ism) is the terrible-parable for our era.

Yes, to terror is human.

But those suicide-exploders and bombers are all committing..
.. blast-phemy!

Such explosions are not nuanced. No.
But they are nuisances, indeed,
nuisance explosions.
(And "Nuisance Explosion" appeared in my mind as a possible band-name recently.)

Quaint, these explosions, ah, quite.
(Oh, please pass the tea, my good chap.)

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If you, as do I, care not about newly released software, then you are...
App-athetic..

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I don't give a foock..
.. about celibacy.

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I wonder. I wonder about astronomy.
I wonder about women.
Okay, I am wondering,...
Maybe the truth is that women's bodies control the cycles of the moon,
not vice versa
(if either possibility is true).

And maybe EVERYTHING is ultimately controlled by women's menstruation,
everything period,.. that is.

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Leroy

Saturday, February 4, 2012

As The Obliqueness Obliges

Blog post # 263:
(263 = a prime, perhaps.
I'm never sure about those purported primes.)

Uprightly Sideways


Unendingness Imploded


Unapologetically Gibbous Crescent


Addends Anti-Superimposed


An Idiotic Cosmos


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Just two anagrams today:


As the obliqueness...
=
has lines be quotes.

---

A pincher
=
Her panic

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Our sadistic pseudoscience
is our... sado-science.

(Sado-scientific is all such politics, chemistry, psychology and psychiatry, physics, metaphysics, and mathematics determined to impose itself against and into our innocent minds.
And we each will hellishly succumb, as it has been overwhelmingly determined, to that excessively wicked experimentation.)

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A little cheerier:..

If a group reluctantly agrees to something, despite their mutual anger amongst themselves, then they are all in...
angreement...

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If you can't work because you suffer from chronic vertigo,
then you have a ... dizzy-bility...

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(Mitt Romney is not the poor-man's Mormon.)

He is indeed a Mormon of Mammon.

(He's more, man. He's the man with more.)

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Leroy

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Hypno-thetically

Blog post # 262:
(262 = 2*131.)

Astronomical Impropriety


Arctangents Suspiciously Unmade


Diameters Depleted


Misrefracted


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An anagram times three:


Pieces lost...
=
to eclipses.

---

Imbalances At Rest
=
A limber stance sat.

---

It seems within...
=
when its time is.

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So, there is so-called "head-cheese".
Why not then "limb-cheese"?
(Not to be confused with kimchi.)

Then we could have limb-cheese burgers!
Makes sense, since we already now have
Limburger cheese!...

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Yeah yeah, old joke:
Why do they still call it a "bathroom" even when there is no bathtub in it?

Maybe they should call it instead the
"inside-out house".

Whoops, I mean, the "inside out-house".

It's all how you hyphenate it
(and hype it).
Hyphen it!
Hyphen-it!
(However, the hypothetical hyphen-hype is hyper-hypnotizing.)

Enough of the hyper-hyphenation!

(Hypnothetically...)

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The vague merging of the many:
Blur-ality.

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Even math has its plusses.

---

Even insurance-companies have their benefits.

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Leroy

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Severed Aesthetics

Blog post # 261:
(261 = 3*29*3.)

Semi-Diagonal Concentricities


Outlandishly Somewhat


Deviation From Dreams


Unaccelerated By Ascent


Meta-Mythological


I am not incredibly ultra-happy about any of these images, but I think I prefer the bottom two images the best. (And I like the name of the bottom image, "Meta-Mythological", because it is a counterpoint to the word "metaphysical".) I also somewhat (and outlandishly so) like the second image, "Outlandishly Somewhat".

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Anagrams (just two, but I like them):


A sun is once paraphrased,
=
since sad auroras happen.


(^In honor of the recent solar-storm hitting Earth.)

---

Reality leaves me,
the loner is cast.
=
All aesthetics I
sever more neatly.

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What's 'improper'?
An 'imp-roper'!...

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(I KNOW this is unoriginal. But it is true.)

Reality is like a defunct perfume-factory.
It makes no scents.
And it is all out-of-odor.

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Some new words/hyphenated word-pairs to consider:

Quasi-Extreme
Quasi-Quaint
Exo-Transcendentalism
Allwhat .. (as opposed to "somewhat")
Somewise
.. Allwise!

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(Speaking of being quasi-extreme..)

I had a movie idea. But I am definitely not going to write the screenplay. I won't even write a summary just a little more detailed than the one I am about to write here. That would be too hard. And... probably too dangerous (if it gets out).

(I am unaware of the plots of most movies/fiction that have been written/produced, especially over the last couple decades. Please forgive me if this story has already been written/produced. The title may also be unoriginal -- most likely definitely is.)

Title: "The Lobbyist"

A high-powered Washington DC lobbyist moonlights as a political assassin,
killing those politicians, as well as business executives, other lobbyists, and political-activists, who oppose whom and what he is lobbying for (at least at first).

Maybe as the movie progresses, he has self-doubt or something, and starts killing off not just those politicians who are opposed to the causes he has been lobbying for, but other politicians and others also... or something..

This all could be some kind of metaphor for big-money in politics -- that big-money influence as a result of recent Supreme Court decisions and of just plain corruption by those (VICs) "Very Important" Criminals (not VIPs) in Washington.

Anyway, I am imagining this "lobbyist" is at least somewhat an antihero, if not necessarily a very sympathetic one.
(Or is that just a little too cliche??..)

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Leroy

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

A Thorn Unimagined

Blog post # 260:
(260 = 2*5*13*2.)

Astronomies Once Obsolete


An Unlikely Unimagination


Anarchically Analytical


Quasi-Mathematical Desecration


Within Withered Ooze


(I think I prefer "An Unlikely Unimagination" -- the second from the top -- the best this time. But it looks better at a higher resolution.)

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Unaccidentally: Anagrams:


Terrorist
=
Retort, Sir?!


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Unimagined Thorn
=
Ruin nothing made.

---

Androgynously
=
And/or only guys.

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All its weirdness
=
News is still read.

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There is tons of
brain-Washington (DC)
goin' on!

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I'm not now "middle-aged"!

No, it is better to say that
I'm now "medieval-ed"!

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Kids are too difficult for me to ever take care of.
(Good thing the ladies all agree with me that I should never have children!)

For instance, it seems that all toddlers
like to eat lead paint, if they could.
And then they finally grow out of that,
and grow...
until they are teenagers.
Then they all seem to want to
SMOKE lead paint!..

(Kids are funny that way.)

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Leroy

Friday, January 20, 2012

Hypocritical Lollypop

Blog post # 259:
(259 = 7*37.).

Contentious Oculi


Predicates Via Non Sequiturs


Unanimously Ephemeral


All Heresy Of Bewilderment


Anthropomorphically Lopsided


(I personally prefer the bottom three images more than the top two.)

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Triad of anagrams:


If arc-lines outstretched so
=
of strained electric shouts.

---

Destructions
=
Counted Stirs

---

I am any energy.
=
Yin/Yang are me.


(I like the last best, I suppose.
Did I already post it a long while ago?)

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There's a hypocriticality in my reality.

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An asymmetrical candy sucker is...

lollypopsided..

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Be wilder...
Bewilder.

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I once was ... planning ..
on being an architect.

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They say you should cut out all processed meat from your diet, for health reasons.
Yes, you should quit
even cold turkey cold-turkey!

(Damn me, I must have heard THAT one before..)

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New slang for pair of boobs:
Her "double entendres".

(Also works for pair of buttocks,
or for pair of man-balls.)
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Insider-trading, bribery, bank-fraud,
tax-fraud, etc are
... capital-crimes!...

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e e cummings didn't really
capitalize on his name.

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The reasons for the US beginning the
Iraq War are rather ... Oil-wellian..

(I might have posted this joke before.)

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If you have a good 'grasp' of a concept,
then you are ... "comprehensile"..

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Cheese does please,
but I'm not in it for the rennet.

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I really hate...
having a hole lot of socks.

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Leroy

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Counterproductively Controversial But Counterclockwise

Blog post # 258:
(258 = 2*43*3.)

Properly Problematic


Introspective Empathy


Metaphorically Mesoscopic


Deactivated Whereabouts


Unsurpassed By Nuance


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Okay, them anagrams you all adore allegedly:


As you are grotesque,
=
a queasy gore so true.

---

Christianity
=
A thin cry it is.

---

All Orthogonalities Spun
=
Ah, its loops lie along turn.

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Luddites are
'activists for deactivation'.

"de-activists", therefore?

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Porn movies are ...
enter-tainment...

(And, of course, in them
enter-tainers often enter-coarsely...)

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Okay, NOW things are about to get ugly here!...

(Cough, .... as that one person in the back row always does during each live speaking-performance just right after someone says something possibly potentially a little bit controversial.)

Speaking of my last post's essay on bigotry, I have to ask:
Why do serious discussions about race, it seems, always now days end up being counterproductive, potentially doing more harm than good for race relations?
(They almost ALWAYS seem to degenerate, for just one thing, into, "Well, White people all are like this!" or "Black people, however, are all like this!".. Not a good sign for humanity, if things keeps going like that.)

Black guy*: "Let's talk about race."
White guy: "You mean like NASCAR?"...

*(Sorry, I saddled the Black guy with asking this question. I did so because of my own stereotypes about minorities supposedly being the ones who always 'want to talk about race'. Except that now *I* am wanting to talk about race {unprompted this time}, and I'm White. {Well, GOOD for me, geesh!})

Anyway. NASCAR: Is that even a race?
Or is it just to see who can drive the longest (around and around and around and...) before running out of gas?
.... Yes, NASCAR is all about
FUEL-EFFICIENCY!...
(Geesh! Definitely, right, idiot.)

Anyway, talking about race -- whether that race is of the human type or is NASCAR -- can in either way get you talking in circles...

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Even more hatred, more ugliness! (Yipee!)...

If Hell doesn't exist (as I suspect it doesn't), then NOTHING therefore exists.
This is because EVERYTHING is Hell!

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You may have heard about the so-called "love hormone" oxytocin.

Supposedly this hormone is at least somewhat responsible for everything from our sex drives to our feelings of love, empathy and sociability and desires to share, plus for mothers' emotional-bonds with their newborns, etc.

So, oxytocin should NOT be confused with the similar-named Oxycotin.
(Though lots of people still make this mistake.)
The two substances are NOT AT ALL the same...

So, ....
There is (the aptly first-named) Rush Limbaugh looking to get his fix.
And he makes the dreaded mistake (Rush IS mistaken, you know, on SO many issues... But I digress.),
and grabs the oxytocin instead of the intended Oxycotin.

And, behold! He is transfered immediately into a loving, empathetic, caring, sharing, peace-loving...
LIBERAL!..

Oh, the humanity!
(Literally.)

But wait! He may actually want to INTENTIONALLY take oxytocin..
Because I just read online that when these lab-animals are injected with the hormone,
it causes "spontaneous erections in rats"!...

Party-time for Mr Rush!... (the rat)
(Now, where is that plane-ticket for the Dominican Republic?...)

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Sad note:
Hopefully nothing comes of this.
But there have been some developments that could mean my blog is coming to an end soon.

First, Google likes to block people's blogs for violating their terms, but often the (automated) process to determine whose blogs should be blocked is faulty and get false-positives all the time -- at least it seems this way to me.

Second, many people are leaving blogging here because Google is experimenting with "updating" (ie. totally wrecking, most likely) their (blogging-users') forum's interface. (I hope this won't affect the blogs themselves. But the forum switch alone will alienate so many people, it is predicted by many, that no one will be left to bother with blogs hosted by Google anymore. We will see, though.)

Third, more generally, two bills in the US Congress could literally mean an end (via their unintentional consequences) to all blogs on Google (or, more precisely, they all might become blocked for US internet-users, if not for everybody) or even mean the literal end of the entire internet itself!
Literally.
(And even if the entire internet is not blocked, the blocking of other popular websites would also likely occur anyway -- websites such as Facebook, Youtube, Myspace, Orkut, Google +, Reddit, Tumblr, etc etc etc.) This is because the bills -- the US House's "Stop Online Piracy Act" (SOPA) and the Senate's "Protect IP Act" (PIPA) -- are so poorly written that they could allow even ONE accusation (without any need for court review, even!) of even ONE blogger or site-user (out of the sometimes 100s-of-millions of users on each site) uploading allegedly pirated material to the site, or even simply a LINK to allegedly pirated material, for the ENTIRE site to be banished to oblivion.

You probably have heard very little about these extreme bills in the non-internet media.
That is because that media is often owned by the very supporters of the bills themselves, wealthy corporate supporters including big HO-llywood studios and the music recording industry. These proponents have spent about TEN TIMES (as of last I checked) as much on lobbying as opponents have -- and this is despite the fact that many of the opponents are internet billionaires. But the proponents are much richer still.
And money talk. Congress bipartisanly LOVES these bills, although the vast majority of we regular unimportant people who actually use the internet (unlike any members of Congress!) and who know about these bills' ramifications HATE these bills.

Congress MUST be stopped from literally destroying our internet!!!!
(As they ALWAYS need to be stopped on almost every issue! Why is it that they are always so terrible?)

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Leroy